Friday September 21st 2012:

You have probably already seen the “nude pictures” of Kate Middleton, or at least heard about it. So I’m saving some time and cutting right to it, and telling you my thoughts on the Kate Middleton breast pictures. 

1. “Nude pictures”? - UK royal family, calm down! It is only her breast… 
2. Even though she doesn’t not like being exposed, with her breast hanging out in some tabloid magazine, she really does not have anything to be ashamed of! Sorry to say this, but Kate Middleton, you really have a nice pair of tits. 
3. This is not the first time a tabloid magazine have printed pictures of a celebrity/royal person, with their breast hanging out. So I really don’t understand why the royal family makes such a big deal about it. 
4. Kate Middelton obviously know that if she’s laying on a boat with her breast hanging out, where is going to be a ocean of paparazzi’s taking pictures of her. And if paparazzi’s got pictures of some royal tits, they are for sure selling them to the tabloids.

So Kate Middleton and the rest of the UK royal family, take a fucking chill pill!